I first heard about Taco Bell's plan for a taco shell dusted with Dorito cheese about a year ago. I dreamed about it! Seriously. Then when I finally tasted it later this month, it inspired some poetic expression.
ODE TO DORITOS LOCOS TACO
It hit me like a sabre.
Just as the blunt force leads to searing pain,
Taco’s crunch leads to flavor.
People ask me if I’m sane:
“How could this marriage of food really appease?”
But I just scoff at their claims.
The Bellievers aren’t crazies.
They’re just fulfilling their most wild dreams:
Dorito Taco: nacho cheese!
It’s better with sour cream,
The tastes sing together in harmony.
Add tomatoes? Perfect team.
Then when the shell gets crummy
And breaks, good for you. Mini-doritos!
More yummy for your money!