Ode to Taco Bell's Doritos Locos Taco

I first heard about Taco Bell's plan for a taco shell dusted with Dorito cheese about a year ago. I dreamed about it! Seriously. Then when I finally tasted it later this month, it inspired some poetic expression.

ODE TO DORITOS LOCOS TACO

It hit me like a sabre.

Just as the blunt force leads to searing pain,

Taco’s crunch leads to flavor.

People ask me if I’m sane:

“How could this marriage of food really appease?”

But I just scoff at their claims.

The Bellievers aren’t crazies.

They’re just fulfilling their most wild dreams:

Dorito Taco: nacho cheese!

It’s better with sour cream,

The tastes sing together in harmony.

Add tomatoes? Perfect team.

Then when the shell gets crummy

And breaks, good for you. Mini-doritos!

More yummy for your money!